Gel Changing Newbies

This past week we have been getting ready for our final dance concert at mountain view its kinda exciting but yeah. SO this concert we have a lot of newbies on crew trying to train them for next year and such . normally Dance concerts are really fun and i enjoy them lots so why then is this one such a pain. HA i can tell you that its the stupid newbies!!!!! So normally we have people who have done this many times and have done this professionally and such for gel changing and yada yada wow my spelling sucks this time sorry. So anyways we are doing gel change drills and all they can do is complain and complain and complain but yet they are so so so so slow its annoying but yet when we do it all the other advanced techies they just do it and do it and never complain and such it's so nice. SO why is it then that the newbies complain so much and think that they are so good when they are not and such? I think the reason behind this is that our newbies are completely lazy! it's so annoying only about half the time can you actually expect one of them to show up. it;s so annoying ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. another thing is that they act and think that because they have now been in tech for one year they know everything and that they don't have to listen to any of us anymore about what we think is best and stuff. So in other words we just need to smack all of the fucking newbies across the face really really hard and knock some sense into them really hard and teach them that we are still god. But we don't have god complexes like most of the newbies are getting cause tom told them to ahhh. yes well i am going to sleep now sorry this one is so random mr rich but it does have a point.